"It's my mother's name, too. She named me after herself. She was lying in the hospital thinking about how men name boys after themselves all the time, you know, so why couldn't women? She says her feminism just kind of took over. Though personally I think a lot of Demerol also went into that decision. I never talk this much."
- Rory exchanges names with Dean
"Are you my new daddy?"
- Rory, scaring off some unwanted attention for Lorelai
"I'm gonna be in a Britney Spears video?"
- Rory, as she sees her Chilton uniform
Lor:"What's going on?"
Mic:"Am I or am I not the head man in charge of floral deliveries?"
Lor:"Yes, and one of the few men I know who would proudly declare that fact."
Mic:"Daisies no less. As if I would order these pitiful little things. Foul things, these daisies. And just a notch up from weeds. And look how many. I mean, there must be at least—"
"A thousand of them! A thousand yellow daisies."
- Lorelai and Michel take delivery of a thousand yellow daisies, "Love, Daisies and Troubadours"